Larissa Riquelme will get naked if Paraguay wins Copa America

Yeah, this is not a new declaration. She has promised to show the world her “goods” before during the Men’s World Cup, with the same stipulation: Paraguay must win it all.

“If Paraguay win the Copa America then I shall pose nude on the pitch,” she said as she gestured in the direction of the Brigadier General Estanislao Lopez stadium before the match against Ecuador. “I think we’ll do well at the Copa,” forecast Riquelme, who intends to follow all her country’s matches on the spot.

Well, Paraguay hasn’t won it all yet, and here with stand, goods-less.

And while I’m pro-America on everything, I think I speak for all of America when I say, “COME ON, PARAGUAY! STEP YA GAME UP!”